more annoying new yorkers steve and bucky from an annoying new yorker

foggynolson:

• steve and bucky going anywhere else that isn’t new york and eating a bagel and being outraged at how gross it is
  
• everyone expecting steve to be super polite and stuff but when he bumps into someone on the street he doesn’t even give them a second glace and he just checks for his wallet
• after they get assimilated to modern culture steve and bucky have the biggest argument on dunkin (steve) vs. starbucks (bucky) (spoiler: dunkin wins)
• when steve and bucky are anywhere with big windows they make up people’s lives in the office building across the street
• AVIDLY AVOID TIMES SQUARE AT ALL COSTS
• being surprised when all the demographics of neighborhoods have changed (in williamsburg: “where are all the guys with payos walking home from shul??? who are all these kids with scarves???)
• having such strong opinions and whenever they go out of new york they’re always too loud in restaurants 
• seeing trash and vaudeville for the first time
• seeing huge rats on the subway and sam gets totally freaked out but steve and bucky just try not to step on it
• watching the nanny