trouserweasel:

I remember this one time in elementary school this guy flipped off this one girl during recess so the girl went up to this really scary teacher who was the recess monitor for that day and told her “I like your shirt” and then pretended that she actually told on him and told the guy “she said she wants to talk to you”, then the guy who flipped her off went to the recess monitor and was all “look I’m sorry I flipped her off” and the recess monitor was all “YOU DID WHAT?!”

and to this day I still think that girl is fucking genius for making the lil shit accidentally tell on himself